There are two kinds of persons: The one that divide all people in two
parts, and then the other that don't.
parts, and then the other that don't.
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- There are three kinds of people in the world;
those who can count and those who can't.
And the related: There are two groups of people in... - Two drunks are sitting in the gutter watching a dog lick his
private parts.
One says to the other "Gee I wish I could do that... - A retired dentist who loves to fish. "Open wide," he mutters to the unseen fish
as he waits for a tug on the line.
"Now bite down. This may sting just a little bit."... - A retired dentist who loves to fish. "Open wide," he mutters to the unseen fish
as he waits for a tug on the line.
"Now bite down. This may sting just a little bit."... - There was the cartoon showing two people fighting over a cow.
One was pulling the cow by the tail; the other was... - There was the cartoon showing two people fighting over a cow.
One was pulling the cow by the tail; the other was... - When I was in a six person suite of rooms, one of my room mates was a
witch,
and by coincidence, another room mate had a key to... - From a booklet entitled "New Work Habits for a Radically Changing World"
"They're only puttin' in a nickel,
but they want a dollar song".... (Song Title) "I... - Bob, Don and Joe were lifelong friends. Suddenly one day Joe
disappeared.
Everybody was helping Bob and Don find Joe, until Bob...
