A woman is zipping along the road at a very quick pace (i.e. > 55) and she's
pulled over by a cop. As the cop gets out of his car the woman "gets set"
for her encounter by unbuttoning her blouse a bit, fixing her hair etc.
When the officer gets to her car she says "I know officer, you want me to buy
a ticket to the policemen's ball".
The cop answers "No ma'am I'm a state trooper. We have no balls."
pulled over by a cop. As the cop gets out of his car the woman "gets set"
for her encounter by unbuttoning her blouse a bit, fixing her hair etc.
When the officer gets to her car she says "I know officer, you want me to buy
a ticket to the policemen's ball".
The cop answers "No ma'am I'm a state trooper. We have no balls."
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