Seen on a birthday card:
Outside:
Forget about the past,
You can't change it.
Forget about the future,
You can't predict it.
Inside:
Forget about the present,
I didn't buy you one.
Outside:
Forget about the past,
You can't change it.
Forget about the future,
You can't predict it.
Inside:
Forget about the present,
I didn't buy you one.
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What you forget with....... - Men & Women:
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