Three dogs are chit-chatting one evening 'bout things - an (any OTAN country
one), a roumanian, a czech and a russian; the OTAN-one goes "last week, a
thief tried to steal my master's car, but I went barking at him, he ran away
and my master gave me a big, juicy, fleshy bone!"
So the roumanian goes "what does 'car' mean?",
the russian goes "what does 'meat' mean?",
and the czech goes "what does 'bark' mean?"
one), a roumanian, a czech and a russian; the OTAN-one goes "last week, a
thief tried to steal my master's car, but I went barking at him, he ran away
and my master gave me a big, juicy, fleshy bone!"
So the roumanian goes "what does 'car' mean?",
the russian goes "what does 'meat' mean?",
and the czech goes "what does 'bark' mean?"
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