Ahhhh, Sean," said Micheal McStain, "how'd ye be comin' by that glorious black eye,

"Ahhhh, Sean," said Micheal McStain, "how'd ye be comin' by that
glorious black eye, me lad?"

Sean O'Malley shook his head and replied, "'Tis the damndest thing. I
was over at Molly's house, dancin' with the lovely lass, when her father
walked in."

"An' old Master Callahan is thinkin' that dancin' is an evil thing,
cured by a black eye, is that it?"

"Na, na, Micheal. The old man's deaf, an' couldn't hear th' music."

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