Doctor to patient in hospital:
"Mr Jones, I have some good news, and I have some bad news,
which shall I tell first?"
"Do begin with the bad news, please."
"Allright. Your son has drowned,
your daughter has been raped,
your wife has divorced you,
your house got blown away,
and you have AIDS."
Perplexed, the man murmurs: "Whazze goonewz?"
Doctor says: "The good news is
that there is no more bad news."
"Mr Jones, I have some good news, and I have some bad news,
which shall I tell first?"
"Do begin with the bad news, please."
"Allright. Your son has drowned,
your daughter has been raped,
your wife has divorced you,
your house got blown away,
and you have AIDS."
Perplexed, the man murmurs: "Whazze goonewz?"
Doctor says: "The good news is
that there is no more bad news."
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