Q: What's black, has two legs, and flies? A: A bird.

Q: What's black, has two legs, and flies?
A: A bird.

Q: What's black, has four legs and flies?
A: Two pairs of trousers.

Q: What's black, has four wheels and flies?
A: A dustcart.

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