>From "Dear Abby" newspaper column-
Dear Abby, I have always wanted to have my family history traced, but I
can't afford to spend a lot of money to do it. Any suggestions?
-Sam in Califoria
Dear Sam, Yes: run for public office.
Dear Abby, I have always wanted to have my family history traced, but I
can't afford to spend a lot of money to do it. Any suggestions?
-Sam in Califoria
Dear Sam, Yes: run for public office.
Related:
- Letters to God from children"
Dear God,
In Sunday School they told us what You do.
Who does it when You are on vacation? - Jane ... - CHILDREN SPEAK TO GOD
Dear GOD,
In school they told us what You do.
Who does it when You are on vacation? ... - Not tonight dear........
I have a MODEM... - Not tonight, dear.
I have a modem... - Not tonight dear....
I have a... - Dead Men Read No Mail
My father died on Jan 02, 1995.
He left no forwarding address. Therefore, it fell... - Larry Lobster and Sam Clam where best friends. They did everything together.
The only difference between them is that Larry was... - While looking for a Real Job (read: technical writing),
I've been paying the bills doing medical transcription... - COmplete NORM Sayings from CHEERS.
In chronological order:
No Help Wanted: Coach: Can I draw you a beer,...
From the same category:
- F U CN RD THS U CNT SPL
WRTH A DM... - Where there's a will,
there's an inheritance tax... - Yrneh Etac V
---------------
(novax!nowhere!etac5) OR (etac5@nowhere)
Alas,
it was decided that the Cate AI Project was too advanced... - A man in a Porsche 911 stops at a stoplight and a guy on a scooter pulls up
next to him.
The guy on the scooter leans over and takes an admiring... - I found this blurb in the USAir Gift Catalog ("This catalog is yours to keep.
Please take it with you!") recently. Quoted without...
