Jesus is on the ferry across the dead sea when the ferryman
says "It'll be 40 sestertii (Roman coin) for the crossing."
"Bugger that," says Jesus, "I'll walk."
says "It'll be 40 sestertii (Roman coin) for the crossing."
"Bugger that," says Jesus, "I'll walk."
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crowd of people,
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Peter asked him to watch the gates for a few minutes... - One day Jesus was walking by the pearly gates when St.
Peter asked him to watch the gates for a few minutes... - PAINT IT LIKE A COW
The Fair.
I hadn’t been to one of these:
“regional events, held annually, consisting of farm... - A man was trapped on a deserted island that was sinking into the sea.
As the water lapped around his feet, a motor boat... - A man was trapped on a deserted island that was sinking into the sea.
As the water lapped around his feet, a motor boat... - Deciding that they needed a few hours of vacation from Heaven,
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"John, John, come here, quick!" John hear's the...
