Johny comes home and shouted: "Hello darling I'm back.

Johny comes home and shouted: "Hello darling I'm back. I brought you
a present". She responded: "Oh hello darling, what is it? I like
presents". "It's a vibrator!", he said.
She: "Oh, what do I do with a vibrator, with a prick like your's?"
He: "Now, I have to work on the roads for six weeks in England, so I
thought you might go on with it, eh"

After two weeks he phoned home:

He: "Hello darling."
She: "Oh, hello."
He: "How are you?",
She: "Fine fine."
He: "And how are the kids?"
She: "Great, great."
He: "And how are you doing with the vibrator I gave you?"
She: "Oh, not so good, ... it knocked six of my theeth out!"