Yrneh Etac IX
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(novax!nowhere!etac9) OR (etac9@nowhere)
Alas, it was decided that the Cate AI Project was too advanced for the
current USENET community. To protect the Xerox(*) Corporation from the
deluge of bounced mail, the Etac IA Project has taken over. We truly
regret the inconvenience the Project may have caused, but such is the
road to progress.
(*) Xerox is a trademark of the Xerox(+) Corporation.
(+) Xerox is a trademark of the Xerox(#) Corporation.
(#) Xerox is ...
0, unseen,,
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Date: Sun, 4 Nov 90 13:48:14 EST
From: etac4@nowhere (Yrneh Etac IV)
Subject: Funky stuff - part 129
A woman gets on a bus with three sets of twins.
Driver: Gosh, lady, do you always get twins?
Woman: Not always - hundreds of times we don't get anything at all.
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(novax!nowhere!etac9) OR (etac9@nowhere)
Alas, it was decided that the Cate AI Project was too advanced for the
current USENET community. To protect the Xerox(*) Corporation from the
deluge of bounced mail, the Etac IA Project has taken over. We truly
regret the inconvenience the Project may have caused, but such is the
road to progress.
(*) Xerox is a trademark of the Xerox(+) Corporation.
(+) Xerox is a trademark of the Xerox(#) Corporation.
(#) Xerox is ...
0, unseen,,
*** EOOH ***
Date: Sun, 4 Nov 90 13:48:14 EST
From: etac4@nowhere (Yrneh Etac IV)
Subject: Funky stuff - part 129
A woman gets on a bus with three sets of twins.
Driver: Gosh, lady, do you always get twins?
Woman: Not always - hundreds of times we don't get anything at all.
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