Sang froid is when you find your SO in bed with someone else,

Sang froid is when you find your SO in bed with someone else, and
you shoot them both in cold blood.

Savoir faire is when you find your SO in bed with someone else, but
you laugh because today is *your* turn with the hamster.

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