You're trapped in a room with Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitler, and Al
Sharpton. You have a gun with two bullets, who do you shoot???
- You shoot Al Sharpton TWICE!!!!
Sharpton. You have a gun with two bullets, who do you shoot???
- You shoot Al Sharpton TWICE!!!!
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