This guy goes to church one day. The preacher asks, "Well, what
brings you to church? We haven't seen you since you got married."
The guy says, "Well, I keep watching the news, and all those
reporters keep talking about 'Crisis in the Gulf...Crisis in the
Gulf.'"
"Ahh," said the preacher, "you must be worried."
"I sure am." said the guy, "I figure if Christ is in the Gulf,
he'll be here anyday!"
brings you to church? We haven't seen you since you got married."
The guy says, "Well, I keep watching the news, and all those
reporters keep talking about 'Crisis in the Gulf...Crisis in the
Gulf.'"
"Ahh," said the preacher, "you must be worried."
"I sure am." said the guy, "I figure if Christ is in the Gulf,
he'll be here anyday!"
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