THE EXPERIMENT A Pollack,

THE EXPERIMENT
A Pollack, a German and an Iraqi, all volunteer for a scientific
experiment to determine ethnic variation in odor tolerance!
The three are locked into a well-heated pig-pen with four pigs who
have been fed a steady diet of All-Bran and Ex-Lax.
After thirty minutes the German could take it no longer and crawled,
gasping for breath from the pig-pen.
Two hours later the Pollack left the pig-pen a curious shade of
chartreuse and collapsed on the ground laboring for breath.
Two hours later the Pollack left the pig-pen a curious shade of
chartreuse and collapsed on the ground laboring for breath.
Ten minutes more passed before the pigs finally ran out begging for
mercy...