EQUATION FOR SOLVING THE GULF CRISIS
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(Iraq) + (cruise missiles) + (F15 Fighter/Bombers) + (Stealth Fighters)
+ (2000 lb bombs) = GIANT GLASS PARKING LOT.
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(Iraq) + (cruise missiles) + (F15 Fighter/Bombers) + (Stealth Fighters)
+ (2000 lb bombs) = GIANT GLASS PARKING LOT.
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'Twas the night before Desert-Storm ... - The Soviets say they're testing their own new cruise missiles.
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