Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.
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- Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam
Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive... - As soon as the instructor hands you the exam
eat it... - After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question
ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her... - Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious
like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise... - My wife and I were sitting out on our back porch, enjoying a glass
of lemonade after a long hard day
A bird flew over and, with perfect aim left a deposit... - Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud
debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked... - What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper
You can't make a paper airplane out of an elephant... - Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i.e. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done
they are all leaving after one hour to go drink)... - Last year my roommate had a machine but he hated to make the outgoing
message
Stage fright, I guess. So I usually made them. One...
