Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
Related:
- Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking.
Blame it on the person nearest to you... - A student was having difficulty with his landings. Seems like he would
bounce it in every time.
However, on the first night lesson, the student greased... - Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief.
Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have... - I'm too sexy for
myself... - I'm too sexy for this
class... - I'm too sexy for this
party... - And...
she was wearing this sexy freudian-slip..... - I'm too sexy to read the
docs...... - I'm too sexy for my
tagline.....
From the same category:
- Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking
that day... - Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things,
move to another seat, continue with the exam... - Bring
cheerleaders... - Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam.
Insist this person is needed, because you have bad... - Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means at some point during the exam,
you should start crying for mommy)...
