Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).
Related:
- Drunk
A guy stumbles through the front door of a bar completely drunk.
He walks up to the bartender and asks for a drink.... - When I was in a six person suite of rooms, one of my room mates was a
witch,
and by coincidence, another room mate had a key to... - Sir, I admit your general rule,
That every poet is a fool.
But you yourself may serve to show it, Every fool... - Actual Doctors' Notes On Patient's Charts:
** Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year
** On the 2nd day the knee was better and on the 3rd day it disappeared
completely.
** She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her... - In response to the points list for men. Relationships are two-way streets,
you know. Simple Duties ============= Don't whine about... - Signs Your Team is Not Going To Win The NCAA Championship
10.
Power forward was featured on Ricki Lake's "Too Fat... - WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
"I'm going fishing."
Really means.
"I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and... - Ma fren, you got to read dis joke in yor best Cajun accent,
so you sound jus like Justin Wilson when he tell it... - Bring a black marker.
Return the exam with all questions and answers completely...
From the same category:
- Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one,
make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman... - Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about, where you know the class is very small,
and the instructor would recognize you if you belonged... - Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud,
debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked... - Come down with a BAD case of Turet's Syndrome during the exam.
Be as vulgar as possible... - Bring a black marker.
Return the exam with all questions and answers completely...
