Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.
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- Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud,
debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked... - Every time I have all the answers,
someone changes the questions... - Old west... A bar... All of a sudden, the door opens with a kick,
and a cowboy in black enters... Black hat, black foulard... - The Final Exam...
The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of
"yes/no" type questions.
She took her seat in the examination hall, stares at... - Life..
too many questions damn few answers... - Life! Too Many Questions!
Damn Few Answers... - The church that has the answers doesn't allow
questions... - When you learn the answers,
they change the questions... - HOW TO KNOW YOUR GROWING OLDER:
1. Everything hurts,
and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work. 2. Your little...
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- Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes.
Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do... - Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly,
say "you don't really expect me to waste my time on... - Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i.e. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done,
they are all leaving after one hour to go drink)... - Answer the exam with the "Top Ten Reasons Why
Professor xxxx... - Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam.
Insist this person is needed, because you have bad...
