Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
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throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas... - Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently,
scream out "Screw this!" and walk out triumphantly... - An engineer, a mathematician, and a physicist went to the races one
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Commiserating in the bar after the race, the engineer... - ROMAN CATHOLICS
Two leprechauns went up to a convent and knocked on the door.
When the sister answered, one of the leprechauns said... - A young woman got married at Chester,
Her mother she kissed and she blessed her.
Says she, "You`re in luck, He's a stunning good fuck... - Area 51...
You've all heard of the Air Force's ultrahigh security,
super secret base in New Mexico, known simply as "Area... - Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief.
Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have... - Now that you know the ways to properly post on USENET,
let's try an example: In article <1452@sab.ck>...
