Come down with a BAD case of Turet's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.
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Capital punishment. A used car is not always what... - Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head,
and nothing else... - Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means at some point during the exam,
you should start crying for mommy)... - During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks,
chairs, anything you can reach... - Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam.
Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive... - Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny .
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It was Cucumber the First;
Summer was over. I had just spinached a long day and...
From the same category:
- Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means at some point during the exam,
you should start crying for mommy)... - Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking
that day... - Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief.
Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have... - Start a brawl in the middle of
the exam... - Answer the exam with the "Top Ten Reasons Why
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