Shout "I'm through with men/women! Send me a dozen of your best, Gaston!"
Related:
- Catholic girls...
send me a dozen... - Quotes From Groucho Marx:
- Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana. - Room service? Send up... - NEWS BULLETIN - Men and women are NOT alike.
Sure,
you thought you already knew that. But now we have... - Send ME your
money... - NEWS FLASH - Men And Women Are NOT Alike
Sure, you thought you already knew that.
But now we have proof! After countless hours of surveys... - Real quotations from women about women
The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
Helen Hayes (at 73) I refuse to think of them as chin... - WOMEN SPEAK IN OESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE
by Matt Groening
RELATIONSHIPS:
First of all, a man does not call it a relationship... - I Like Men With A Future,
And Women With A Past... - I like being single.I'm always there when I
need me...
From the same category:
- Put the accent on the last syllable of "pepperoni."
Use the long "i" sound... - Mumble, "There's a bomb under your seat." When asked to repeat that,
say "I said 'sauce smothered with meat'... - Say hello, act stunned for five seconds,
then behave as if they called you... - Do not name the toppings you want. Rather,
spell them out... - When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again,
change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't...
