Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.
Related:
- Ask if the pizza is organically
grown... - Ask about pizza maintenance and
repair... - Ask if the pizza has had its
shots... - Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description to go with the term.
Ask that this be done to your pizza... - I have no idea what I'm doing,
but I'm doing it well... - Have your pizza "shaken,
not stirred... - Say "Are you sure this is (Pizza Place)? When they say yes,
say "Well, so is this! You've got some explaining to... - Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie.
Ask that these be included in the pizza... - Ask if they would like to sample your pizza.
Suggest an even trade...
From the same category:
- Have your pizza "shaken,
not stirred... - Try to talk while drinking
something... - Put the accent on the last syllable of "pepperoni."
Use the long "i" sound... - Offer to pay for the pizza with a public
flogging... - Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes,
heave a sigh of relief...
