Use CB lingo where applicable.
Related:
- Order with a Speak-n-Spell where
applicable... - Meets Government specs,
if any are applicable... - Q: What do you call a black with a C.B.
A: Thief!
Thief... - How To Be A Good Husband...
** He consistently spills things in the same location as to avoid making
more than one stain in the carpet.
** He sees to it that he doesn't always sit in the... - Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will
suffice... - Circus Lingo
Circus Lingo from Big Top Productions (c)1995
from:
http://www.bigtop.com/kids/lingo.html ... - Redneck Census Form
Last name: ________________
(Check appropriate box)
First name:
[_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue [_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby... - COMPUTER TERMS for REDNECKS:
BACKUP -- What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods.
BAR CODE -- Them's the fight'n rules down to the local... - APPLICATION TO LIVE IN NORTHERN MICHIGAN
Daddy (if unknown,
attach list of three suspects):__________ Mama:__________...
From the same category:
- Ask to see
a menu... - Say "Are you sure this is (Pizza Place)? When they say yes,
say "Well, so is this! You've got some explaining to... - Ask for the guy who took your order
last time... - Start your order with "I'd like. . . ". A little later,
slap yourself and say "No, I don't... - Ask what topping goes best with well-aged
Chardonnay...
