Put the accent on the last syllable of "pepperoni." Use the long "i" sound.
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and ask the person taking the order to stop doing... - Use a strong east Indian accent)
Hello, you have reached the existential hotline of (
). I am currently meditating, but if you leave... - How to Annoy a Californian:
** Take your own sweet time when doing ANYTHING
Pronounce all one-syllable words with two. ** When... - The last sound that it made was
"Zap"... - Other types of phone fun...
While we were in the other room
listening through a modem (we were in NY State), a... - William Safire's Rules for Writers:
Remember to never split an infinitive
The passive voice should never be used. Do not put... - Remember to never split an infinitive. The passive voice should never
be used
Do not put statements in the negative form. Verbs... - William Safire's Rules for Writers
1. Remember to never split an infinitive. 2. The... - sargeant major in pompous voice - british accent)
Three English gentlemen
all properly attired, were sitting in a train compartment...
