Change your accent every three seconds.
Related:
- Pizza Pranks
1. Press random numbers while giving order (touch-tone phone)
and ask the person taking the order to stop doing... - sargeant major in pompous voice - british accent)
Three English gentlemen
all properly attired, were sitting in a train compartment... - If using a touch-tone press 9-1-1 every 5 seconds throughout
the order... - Barnum is out of date
it's one every 10 seconds now.... - Your computer will self
destruct in 5... - Your computer will self-destruct in 5
seconds... - From major@shuksan.UUCP Mon Feb 6 18:30:03 1989
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000000000000 From: major@shuksan.UUCP (Mike Schmitt)... - Facts I'm Not Sure You Really Need to Know:
** In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere
Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches... - Murphy's laws of combat operations...
** Friendly fire
isn't. ** Recoilless rifles - aren't. ** If it's stupid...
