Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
Related:
- Love means an unlimited
charge card... - Ask for it
by name... - How can you tell when an elephant is getting ready to charge?
He asks if you accept Visa... - Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description to go with the term.
Ask that this be done to your pizza... - GETTING RID OF TELEMARKETERS...
** If they want to loan you money,
tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could... - Q: What is true love for the male of the species?
A:
An erection. Q: What is true love for the female... - Computer Geeks Unite!
..Are you STILL a computer geek?
Ok, so you lucked out last time - you were about as... - Paddling up the mighty Mystic without a
paddle card... - Announcing the:
1988
REC.HUMOR.FUNNY
Computer Network Humour
Annual
I often get requests for back-jokes out of rec.humor.funny,
so I have gathered together over 600 of the better...
