Offer to pay for the pizza with a public flogging.
Related:
- Say "Are you sure this is (Pizza Place)? When they say yes,
say "Well, so is this! You've got some explaining to... - My morale is fine!
You can stop flogging now... - Rent a
pizza... - How About Some Pizza...
FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Diego that was
under investigation for medical insurance fraud.
After hours of reviewing thousands of medical records... - FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG.
FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL - 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S... - Order a slice,
not a whole pizza... - Ask if the pizza is organically
grown... - Order a one-inch
pizza... - Order a steamed
pizza...
From the same category:
- Engage in some serious
swapping... - Give them your address, exclaim "Oh,
just surprise me!" and hang up... - While on the phone, fake entering puberty. Fluctuate pitch often;
act embarrassed... - Dance all around the word "pizza." Avoid saying it at all costs.
If he/she says it, say "Please don't mention that word... - When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again,
change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't...
