Get taker's name. Later, call exactly on the hour to say, "This is your (time of day) wake-up call, So-and-so." Hang up.
Related:
- Call me back so I can hang up
on you... - 100 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate
1. Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate
eats meat.
Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie... - Pizza Pranks
1. Press random numbers while giving order (touch-tone phone),
and ask the person taking the order to stop doing... - Call in, tune up, turn out,
hang up... - THE LIFE OF A COMPUTER ANALYST
(Long but VERY Funny!)
Monday
-
8:05am User called to say they forgot password. Told... - You Know You've Been Online Too Long When...
** Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.
** When you are reading something printed, you wish... - GETTING RID OF TELEMARKETERS...
** If they want to loan you money,
tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could... - A man goes to the psychiatrist a nervous wreck. The shrink tells him to
sit down and explain his problem.
He says, "Well, doc, I keep having this dream where... - Three women always hang their laundry out in the backyard.
When it rains, however, the laundry always get wet...
From the same category:
- Make up a charge-card name.
Ask if they accept it... - Say "Are you sure this is (Pizza Place)? When they say yes,
say "Well, so is this! You've got some explaining to... - When they repeat your order, say "Again,
with a little more OOMPH this time... - Haggle
... - Imitate the order taker's
voice...
