Order a steamed pizza.
Related:
- Order a slice,
not a whole pizza... - Order a one-inch
pizza... - If you order extra cheese on a pizza do you really
get it... - There's nothin like steamed
clams... - Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the
other line and you're going with the lowest bidder... - Rent a
pizza... - How About Some Pizza...
FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Diego that was
under investigation for medical insurance fraud.
After hours of reviewing thousands of medical records... - Ask if the pizza is organically
grown... - Define "pizza." An abortion on
toast...
From the same category:
- Say "Kssssssssssssssht" rather loudly into the phone.
Ask if they felt that... - Make up a charge-card name.
Ask if they accept it... - Ask what topping goes best with well-aged
Chardonnay... - Tell them to put the crust on top
this time... - Order a Big Mac Extra
Value Meal...
