While on the phone, fake entering puberty. Fluctuate pitch often; act embarrassed.
Related:
- Lower the age of
puberty... - When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open
then act embarrassed when they open by themselves... - 100 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate
1. Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate
eats meat
Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie... - Another one I've done more than once is to slowly increase the pitch
and speed of my voice while recording the message to make it sound
like the machine is broken:(start
low pitch, slow) "Hhhhheeelllllloooooo thheeeerrrrrrre... - Some Rules Kids Won't Learn in School
Unfortunately there are some things that children should be learning in
school
but don't. Not all of them have to do with academics... - Now entering second
childhood ..... - Kiss and a slap
A young Technician and his General Manager board a train headed through the
mountains on its way to Wichita
They can find no place to sit except for two seats... - Women fake orgasm
Men fake foreplay... - Little Willie had a gambling problem. He'd bet on anything
One day, Willie's father consulted his teacher. The...
