Put them on hold.
Related:
- Tell them to put the crust on top
this time... - Protect your bagels --
put lox on them... - I would save the whales if knew where to
put them... - Only men--56 of them--signed the Declaration of Independence.
It's amazing how well a nation can hold up when begun... - Did you know that if every single man, woman and child in China -
all one billion of them - were to hold hands together... - Hold the Mayo
... - Q:" How many Kentuckians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" All of them. "A:" 20 - One to hold the bulb, 4... - There are some things I like about you,
but I can't put my fingers on them.....
From the same category:
- Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie.
Ask that these be included in the pizza... - Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as you speak.
When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place... - Tell the order taker you're depressed. Get him/her to cheer you up.
22. Make a list of exotic cuisines. Order them as toppings... - Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them,
and ask again... - Dance all around the word "pizza." Avoid saying it at all costs.
If he/she says it, say "Please don't mention that word...
