Learn to play a blues riff on the harmonica. Stop talking at regular intervals to play it.
Related:
- Pizza Pranks
1. Press random numbers while giving order (touch-tone phone),
and ask the person taking the order to stop doing... - Next week,
we'll learn how to play the kazoo... - Learn a new Mating Position -
Play Chess... - Did you hear about the new radio station here in town?
It's called WPMS, and has only women D.J.'s. They... - Keeping Busy...
A newly married sailor was informed by the Navy that he was going to be
stationed a long way from home on a remote island in the Pacific for a year.
A few weeks after he got there he began to miss his... - TIME TO PLAY
... - Play a sitar in the
background... - Life is short.
Play hard... - Never play leapfrog with a
unicorn...
From the same category:
- After ordering,
say "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does."... - If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right,
say "OK. That'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first... - In your breathiest voice,
tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and ask if... - Crack your knuckles into the
receiver... - Say "Are you sure this is (Pizza Place)? When they say yes,
say "Well, so is this! You've got some explaining to...
