When listing toppings you want on your pizza, include another pizza.
Related:
- Pizza Pranks
1. Press random numbers while giving order (touch-tone phone),
and ask the person taking the order to stop doing... - Have your pizza "shaken,
not stirred... - MANY REASONS WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A MAN
A beer NEVER leaves the toilet seat up.
A beer lasts longer than seven seconds. A beer won't... - MANY REASONS WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A MAN
A beer NEVER leaves the toilet seat up.
A beer lasts longer than seven seconds. A beer won't... - Rent a
pizza... - Do not name the toppings you want. Rather,
spell them out... - Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes,
heave a sigh of relief... - Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description to go with the term.
Ask that this be done to your pizza... - Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is,
in fact, dead...
From the same category:
- Sing the order to the tune of your favorite song from
Metallica's Master of Puppets" CD... - When they repeat your order, say "Again,
with a little more OOMPH this time... - When they say "Will that be all?", snicker and say "We'll find out,
won't we... - Engage in some serious
swapping... - In your breathiest voice,
tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and ask if...
