Say "Kssssssssssssssht" rather loudly into the phone. Ask if they felt that.
Related:
- Pizza Pranks
1. Press random numbers while giving order (touch-tone phone),
and ask the person taking the order to stop doing... - I have nothing to say,
but I can say it loudly... - GETTING RID OF TELEMARKETERS...
** If they want to loan you money,
tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could... - Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them,
and ask again... - A mexican bandito asked his friend if he knows Pancho Villa.
"Do I know Pancho Villa? Do _I_ know Pancho Villa?... - This is one that a friend of a friend of mine did to his mom.
This kid was going somewhere with his mom in the car... - Fun Things To Do To Telemarketers:
** Turn on the TV.
Change the channel to one that only gets static. Turn... - How many Tufts students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two--One to change the bulb and the other to say loudly...
From the same category:
- Terminate the call with, "Remember,
we never had this conversation... - Put an extra edge in your voice when you say "crazy
bread... - Doze off in the middle of the order, catch yourself,
and say "Where was I? Who are you... - Ask to see
a menu... - If he/she suggests a side order,
ask why he/she is punishing you...
