Start the conversation by reciting today's date and saying, "This may be my last entry."
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- Pizza Pranks
1. Press random numbers while giving order (touch-tone phone),
and ask the person taking the order to stop doing... - Start the conversation with "My Call to (Pizza Place),
Take 1, and. . . action... - Bumper Stickers Sighted Throughout the World
"The gene pool could use a little chlorine."
"I love cats.
they taste just like chicken" "Laugh alone and the... - ACTUAL BUMPER STICKERS
THE GENE POOL COULD USE A LITTLE CHLORINE.
TIME IS WHAT KEEPS THINGS FROM HAPPENING ALL AT ONCE... - It's my birthday today!
Hooray... - Polite Rejection
This goes out to any woman who's had to reject a loser.
Now we have a form letter to send out. Dear (name)... - May your computer grow ears and start
listening... - Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny .
Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I... - Today is the last day of your life,
so far...
From the same category:
- Start the conversation with "My Call to (Pizza Place),
Take 1, and. . . action... - Sing the order to the tune of your favorite song from
Metallica's Master of Puppets" CD... - Act like you know the order taker from somewhere. Say "Bed-Wetters' Camp,
right... - Say "Kssssssssssssssht" rather loudly into the phone.
Ask if they felt that... - Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about
country music...
