Ask if the pizza is organically grown.
Related:
- Pizza Pranks
1. Press random numbers while giving order (touch-tone phone),
and ask the person taking the order to stop doing... - Ask about pizza maintenance and
repair... - Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this
pizza... - Ask if the pizza has had its
shots... - Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description to go with the term.
Ask that this be done to your pizza... - Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie.
Ask that these be included in the pizza... - Ask if they would like to sample your pizza.
Suggest an even trade... - Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that
pizza... - Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes,
heave a sigh of relief...
From the same category:
- Rattle off your order with a determined air. If they ask if you would like drinks with that,
panic and become disoriented... - When they say "Will that be all?", snicker and say "We'll find out,
won't we... - When they say "What would you like?" say, "Huh? Oh,
you mean now... - Do not name the toppings you want. Rather,
spell them out... - Use expletives like "Great Caesar's Ghost" and "Jesus
Joseph and Mary in Tinsel Town...
