Start the conversation with "My Call to (Pizza Place), Take 1, and. . . action!"
Related:
- Pizza Pranks
1. Press random numbers while giving order (touch-tone phone),
and ask the person taking the order to stop doing... - Start the conversation by reciting today's date and saying,
"This may be my last entry... - Say "Are you sure this is (Pizza Place)? When they say yes,
say "Well, so is this! You've got some explaining to... - Undocumented Assembler Commands:
AII Scatter Deck
BAH Branch And Hang
BBBF Branch on Bit Bucket Full
BCF Branch on Chip box Full
BOHP Bribe Operator for Higher Priority
BSST BackSpace and Stretch Tape
CUN Cancel all User Numbers
EMW Emulate Maytag Washer
ERD Eject Removable Disk
EXOI EXecute Operator Immediately
IA Illogical And
KCE Kill Consultant on Error
MST Mount Scotch Tape
MVLR MoVe and Lose Record
PDM Play Drum Memory (dated,
wot?) PLSC Perform Light Show on Console... - SIGNS:
** On a Plumbers truck : "We repair what your husband fixed."
** On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber." ** Pizza... - Greetings prospective White House interns! This year,
our program is heading into its 69th year of bringing... - Calling in Sick....
A Cat Owner's Story Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable because
no matter how legitimate my illness,
I always sense my boss thinks I am lying. On one occasion... - The mind is the place great adventures
start... - 10. My Years with the White Sox
9. Pizza to Go - from Alpha Centauri
8.
Leif Erikson: Lousy in the Sack 7. I Go Completely...
From the same category:
- Have a movie with a good car chase scene playing loudly in the background.
Yell "OW!" when a bullet is fired... - If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right,
say "OK. That'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first... - Detect the order taker's psychic aura.
Use it to your advantage... - Offer to pay for the pizza with a public
flogging... - Tell the order taker to tell the manager to tell his
supervisor he's fired...
