Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
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I often get requests for back-jokes out of rec.humor.funny,
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so that you will be sure to read it. Please forgive... - When they repeat your order, say "Again,
with a little more OOMPH this time... - From werner Wed Oct 26 14:06:34 1988
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djones@megatest.UUCP (Dave Jones) Subject: Practical... - He wants some jokes and anecdotes. - DJ )
True story:
I used to work for T.I. in Houston. Once a young programmer... - Why?
How come you press harder on a remote-control
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Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical...
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and ask again... - Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about
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say "Well, so is this! You've got some explaining to... - Ask to see
a menu...
