Use expletives like "Great Caesar's Ghost" and "Jesus Joseph and Mary in Tinsel Town."
Related:
- As a child, Jesus asked his mother, "Who am I?"
"The angel of the Lord came down and laid his hand upon
me.
You're the Son of God," was Mary's reply. Overhearing... - The Nativity Scene
A 7-year old child was drawing a picture of the Nativity.
The picture was very good, including Mary, Joseph and... - And like a ghost she glimmers
on to... - The new priest was so nervous at his first Christmas Mass that he could
hardly speak.
Before his second appearance in thee pulpit he asked... - This couple was crossing the desert with a camel.
The lady was pregnant and riding the camel. All of... - Mary and Joseph at the door to the inn:
"Do you have a room for the night?"
Innkeeper:
"You've got to be joking - it's Christmas... - A Christmas Story
The three wise men were riding their camels through the desert to
Bethlehem.
Finally they arrived at the manger containing Joseph... - No longer a
Ghost... - The New Priest
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done....
From the same category:
- Tell the order taker you're depressed. Get him/her to cheer you up.
22. Make a list of exotic cuisines. Order them as toppings... - Ask if they would like to sample your pizza.
Suggest an even trade... - Haggle
... - Say it's your anniversary and you'd appreciate if the
deliverer hid behind some furniture waiting for your... - When they say "Will that be all?", snicker and say "We'll find out,
won't we...
