Call to complain about service. Later, call to say you were drunk and didn't mean it.
Related:
- I'll call you
later... - Here are some of my favorite jokes from the HBO special Jackie Mason
On Broadway.
Keep in mind that Jackie is a former rabbi. His father... - Get taker's name. Later, call exactly on the hour to say,
"This is your (time of day) wake-up call, So-and-so... - What do you call a drunk with no arms or legs wrapped around a telephone pole?
Curly... - You know what I hate about answering machine messages?
They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean, all they... - Because I'm A Man...
** Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a
wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service
until long after hypothermia has set in.
** Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very... - Spoken in a granny voice)
"Way back inna winner of fifty-two,
we didn' have fanshy gadjets like no ansherin' machine... - When you walk in, complain about the heat.
Strip... - There was this young boy coming of age and his father wanted to show him
the facts of life.
So he gave him 20 bucks and sent him down to the local...
From the same category:
- Psychoanalyze the order
taker... - Give them your address, exclaim "Oh,
just surprise me!" and hang up... - Say it's your anniversary and you'd appreciate if the
deliverer hid behind some furniture waiting for your... - Have your pizza "shaken,
not stirred... - Engage in some serious
swapping...
