Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.
Related:
- Ask if the pizza is organically
grown... - Ask about pizza maintenance and
repair... - Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this
pizza... - Ask if the pizza has had its
shots... - Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description to go with the term.
Ask that this be done to your pizza... - Ask if they would like to sample your pizza.
Suggest an even trade... - Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that
pizza... - Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to "iron",
then we could do without the ironing... - Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes,
heave a sigh of relief...
From the same category:
- Tell the order taker to tell the manager to tell his
supervisor he's fired... - Ask if they would like to sample your pizza.
Suggest an even trade... - Learn to play a blues riff on the harmonica.
Stop talking at regular intervals to play it... - Order a Big Mac Extra
Value Meal... - Order a slice,
not a whole pizza...
