The Top 15 Signs You're Attending a Bad Law School
15> Materials needed for Torts 101 include a baking sheet and
apron.
14> Morely Safer and his camera crew are on campus more often than
you are.
13> If you last the entire eight weeks, Sally Struthers personally
signs your diploma.
12> Admission test, found on back of a matchbook, requires you to
draw Marcia Clark's briefs.
11> Faculty recruited from the exercise yard.
10> The Dean once failed to get James Earl Jones acquitted on a
charge that he "talks like a sissy."
9> Professors always accept 5th Amendment as an excuse for not
turning in homework.
8> Every question answered with, "You can't handle the truth!"
7> Two words: Dean Wapner
6> Three hours a day of chasing a little metal ambulance around a
dog track.
5> In mock trials, the judge always sentences you to a spanking.
4> Today's lecture: "Fight for Your Right to Party," by visiting
professor Adam "The King AdRock" Horovitz.
3> Your roommate is on a "John Gotti Scholarship."
2> Can't see the blackboard over Axel Rose's hair.
and the Number 1 Sign You're Attending a Bad Law School...
1> The white wigs and black robes may be a tradition, but there's
no explaining the lipstick, garter belts, and high heels.
This list copyright 1997 by Chris White and Ziff Davis, Inc.
The Top Five List top5@walrus.com http://www.topfive.com
15> Materials needed for Torts 101 include a baking sheet and
apron.
14> Morely Safer and his camera crew are on campus more often than
you are.
13> If you last the entire eight weeks, Sally Struthers personally
signs your diploma.
12> Admission test, found on back of a matchbook, requires you to
draw Marcia Clark's briefs.
11> Faculty recruited from the exercise yard.
10> The Dean once failed to get James Earl Jones acquitted on a
charge that he "talks like a sissy."
9> Professors always accept 5th Amendment as an excuse for not
turning in homework.
8> Every question answered with, "You can't handle the truth!"
7> Two words: Dean Wapner
6> Three hours a day of chasing a little metal ambulance around a
dog track.
5> In mock trials, the judge always sentences you to a spanking.
4> Today's lecture: "Fight for Your Right to Party," by visiting
professor Adam "The King AdRock" Horovitz.
3> Your roommate is on a "John Gotti Scholarship."
2> Can't see the blackboard over Axel Rose's hair.
and the Number 1 Sign You're Attending a Bad Law School...
1> The white wigs and black robes may be a tradition, but there's
no explaining the lipstick, garter belts, and high heels.
This list copyright 1997 by Chris White and Ziff Davis, Inc.
The Top Five List top5@walrus.com http://www.topfive.com
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