Use tact........you fathead!
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if your sons Scientific Calculator can out-perform your PC when
doing complex math
if you discover that the newest communications software doesn't
support your 300 baud modem
if your age is higher than your RAM
if the only sound you can make on your computer is the hard drive
spinning
if you have to look for a new computer supplier because your
current favorite just stopped handling 8" floppy disks
if your monochome monitor has the words MS DOS Version 1.0
permanently burned in
if you use punch cards to process your email
if the government starts sending retirement checks made out to your
computer
if radiation from your monitor shows up on FAA radar everytime you
login
if you experience the thrill of finding a used CGA monitor for sale
at a ham radio swapfest
if your entire software library is made up of programs that do not
require a mouse
if your only experience with CDs comes from the bank
if you invite friends over for a cookout so they can help move the
PC down to the computer room you created in the basement
if instead of "Intel Inside" the sticker reads "feed hamster daily"
if a benchmark program rates your CPU as an abacus
if the label on your 8088 that says "Warrant Not Valid If Seal Is
Broken" is still in tact
if the folks at your local software store can't find any programs
with minimum requirements low enough to work on your machine
if surfing,
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