Jack + Jill are married and love each other.
Jack from time to time thinks Jill has affairs
with Tom, Dick, or Harry, but he is wrong.
Jack's best friend is John.
John's wife leaves him, and Jack invites John
to stay with him + Jill.
While Jill is consoling John, John fu*ks Jill.
Jill thus discovers that Jack can't trust John.
Enraged at John's betrayal of Jack,
Jill tells Jack he can't trust John, but not why.
Jack feels Jill is jealous of John + him + is trying
to break up their friendship.
Jack leaves Jill
Jack + John go off together.
Jack from time to time thinks Jill has affairs
with Tom, Dick, or Harry, but he is wrong.
Jack's best friend is John.
John's wife leaves him, and Jack invites John
to stay with him + Jill.
While Jill is consoling John, John fu*ks Jill.
Jill thus discovers that Jack can't trust John.
Enraged at John's betrayal of Jack,
Jill tells Jack he can't trust John, but not why.
Jack feels Jill is jealous of John + him + is trying
to break up their friendship.
Jack leaves Jill
Jack + John go off together.
Related:
- What goes "Gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-GA!"?
A baby with a speech impetiment (sp?)
What's gross? >Running over a baby. >What's grosser... - Jack & Jill, pail of water
Riiiiight..... - Jack and Jill went up the hill,
They each had a buck and a quarter
Jill came down and she had $2.50... - Jack and Jill went up the hill
They each had a quarter
Jill came down with fifty cents Jack came down a little... - Jack and Jill were hired by a big computer corporation
They worked there for about half a year until hard... - Jack and Jill went up the hill
To do some Hanky Panky
Jack went 'Uh!' and Jill went 'Ah!' And out came baby... - In a company there are two employees, Jack and Jill
Both have been model employees and have been much... - Jack and Jill were working for this company. The company had run
into some bad times and the guy that owned the company was going
to have to lay either Jack or Jill off
He really couldn't decide which one to lay off because... - Jack, "You have interrupted me seventeen times."
Jill
That's no way to carry on a conversation, ...
