THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY
Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
I hate it when they're missing stuff in here...
What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change.....?!
And now we remove the subject's brain and place it in the body
of the ape...
This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
What do you mean, "You want a divorce!"
"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness!"
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Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
I hate it when they're missing stuff in here...
What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change.....?!
And now we remove the subject's brain and place it in the body
of the ape...
This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
What do you mean, "You want a divorce!"
"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness!"
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