The Top 15 Surprises in Bill Gates's New Mansion
15> Sign over king-sized bed declares, "Use of the Words 'micro'
and 'soft' strictly prohibited while in bedroom."
14> No paintings, but live artists actually hanging on the wall.
13> Drawbridge is raised and lowered by hand.
12> Entire state of Rhode Island relocated to east wing.
11> Raises guinea pigs in his bedroom for extra cash.
10> No toilet paper, but handy stack of $100 bills.
9> Secret passage in library leads to Nerdcave where Bill keeps
the Nerdmobile.
8> Zima on tap.
7> Kato Kaelin sleeping in a corner of the trampoline room.
6> Tasteful and elegant 30,000 sq.ft. Hall of People Whose
Businesses I Have Personally and Single-Handedly Crushed.
5> Basement shrine to Kelly Bundy.
4> Hidden away in the attic: his beloved childhood calculator,
Rosebud.
3> Everywhere you look -- Women!
2> With 27 bathrooms, there's never a need to ask, "Where do you
want to go today?"
and the Number 1 Surprise in Bill Gates's New Mansion...
1> Replica of the Eiffel Tower in the garden -- wait a minute...
that's no replica!!
This list copyright 1997 by Chris White and Ziff Davis, Inc.
The Top Five List top5@walrus.com http://www.topfive.com
15> Sign over king-sized bed declares, "Use of the Words 'micro'
and 'soft' strictly prohibited while in bedroom."
14> No paintings, but live artists actually hanging on the wall.
13> Drawbridge is raised and lowered by hand.
12> Entire state of Rhode Island relocated to east wing.
11> Raises guinea pigs in his bedroom for extra cash.
10> No toilet paper, but handy stack of $100 bills.
9> Secret passage in library leads to Nerdcave where Bill keeps
the Nerdmobile.
8> Zima on tap.
7> Kato Kaelin sleeping in a corner of the trampoline room.
6> Tasteful and elegant 30,000 sq.ft. Hall of People Whose
Businesses I Have Personally and Single-Handedly Crushed.
5> Basement shrine to Kelly Bundy.
4> Hidden away in the attic: his beloved childhood calculator,
Rosebud.
3> Everywhere you look -- Women!
2> With 27 bathrooms, there's never a need to ask, "Where do you
want to go today?"
and the Number 1 Surprise in Bill Gates's New Mansion...
1> Replica of the Eiffel Tower in the garden -- wait a minute...
that's no replica!!
This list copyright 1997 by Chris White and Ziff Davis, Inc.
The Top Five List top5@walrus.com http://www.topfive.com
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