The Painter
There was this world famous painter. In the prime of her career, she started
losing her eyesight. Fearful that she might lose her life as a painter, she
went to see the best eye surgeon in the world.
After several weeks of delicate surgery and therapy, her eyesight was
restored.
The painter was so grateful that she decided to show her gratitude by
repainting the doctor's office. Part of her work included painting a
gigantic eye on one wall. When she had finished her work, she held a press
conference to unveil her latest work of art: the doctor's office.
During the press conference, one reporter noticed the eye on the wall, and
asked the doctor, "What was your first reaction upon seeing your newly
painted office, especially that large eye on the wall?"
To this, the eye doctor responded, I said to myself 'Thank God, I'm not a
gynecologist.'
=== (C) Copyright 1996, 1997 ===
There was this world famous painter. In the prime of her career, she started
losing her eyesight. Fearful that she might lose her life as a painter, she
went to see the best eye surgeon in the world.
After several weeks of delicate surgery and therapy, her eyesight was
restored.
The painter was so grateful that she decided to show her gratitude by
repainting the doctor's office. Part of her work included painting a
gigantic eye on one wall. When she had finished her work, she held a press
conference to unveil her latest work of art: the doctor's office.
During the press conference, one reporter noticed the eye on the wall, and
asked the doctor, "What was your first reaction upon seeing your newly
painted office, especially that large eye on the wall?"
To this, the eye doctor responded, I said to myself 'Thank God, I'm not a
gynecologist.'
=== (C) Copyright 1996, 1997 ===
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