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"The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain,
involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions. The
hypothalamus controls the `Four Fs': 1. fighting; 2. fleeing;
3.feeding; and 4. mating.
-- Psychology professor in neuropsychology intro course
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"The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain,
involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions. The
hypothalamus controls the `Four Fs': 1. fighting; 2. fleeing;
3.feeding; and 4. mating.
-- Psychology professor in neuropsychology intro course
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